On The Lighter Side
Reporter: Gary Tangrady Thought you might get a chuckle (or a fright) out of these……. One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them
shouted, “Look at that dead bird!” Someone looked up at the sky and said, “Where?”
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
got a phone call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was opened. I told him, “The number you called
is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.” He responded, “Is that Eastern or Pacific time?” Wanting to end the call
quickly, I said, “Uh, Pacific.” +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat
belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because
she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. “Now,” she asked me, “has your plane arrived yet?” +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza
to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it
for some time before responding. “Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.” +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yes, they walk among us!